Fan-made parody · Robinhood Chain

Nobody told the dog.

The confetti was retired in 2021. A memo went out. The Shiba who'd been throwing it never got it.

How to buy
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Other $CONFETTI tokens exist on Robinhood Chain. Only trust this CA.

much celebrate party hat: permanent memos read: 0

The Memo

The Shiba Inu peeking over a giant phone, throwing confetti over its screen.
Nobody hired him. Every time a phone lit up with confetti, a Shiba showed up and threw more. He just really liked confetti.
A retired jersey banner reading CONFETTI 2016–2021 above a box of confetti being taped shut.
2021. The confetti was retired. A memo went out to everyone on the list.
The Shiba Inu tossing confetti in an empty room, next to an unopened envelope stamped MEMO.
He wasn't on the list. So nobody told the dog. He kept popping for five years, mostly into empty rooms.
The Shiba Inu dragging three huge sacks of confetti through a glowing doorway.
2026. Robinhood Chain went live. He walked in with five years of saved-up confetti.

Robinhood's app celebrated customers' firsts with confetti from 2016. On March 31, 2021, it announced the confetti was being retired, amid criticism that the app made investing feel like a game.

Pop It

Five years of confetti. Help him use it up.

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You haven't popped yet. The dog is waiting.

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$CONFETTI

  • Supply1,000,000,000
  • Tax0%
  • ChainRobinhood Chain

No tax. No staking. No roadmap. No promises.

How to Buy

  1. Get a wallet that supports Robinhood Chain.
  2. Add a little ETH on Robinhood Chain for network fees.
  3. Open a DEX on Robinhood Chain.
  4. Paste the CA and swap ETH for $CONFETTI.

The Confetti Crew

He spent five years celebrating alone. Come keep him company. Bring your own hat.

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